Category Archives: Funny Anime Stuff

Ranking the SAO Girls

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Spoilers: Klein is Best Girl

For what reason would you read an anime blog? For the expert opinions and deep analysis, of course.

Let me now impart onto you my profound insight about a very serious matter. Please read this post carefully. My opinions are very important.

THIS IS AN OBJECTIVE RANKING OF THE SAO GIRLS IN ORDER OF THEIR WAIFU APPEAL.

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Inaho Instigates His NTR Plot [Aldnoah.Zero Episode 7 Spoilers]

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“Baka Slaine, why didn’t you call me?!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things were going really well for Slaine and his relationship prospects until the princess’s double exploded and an interplanetary war ensued. He and his sort-of-but-not-really girlfriend lost all touch. They couldn’t even text each other. But Slaine thought they could weather the storm together. After all, he and the princess had already had their first KISSU a long time ago. They were totally going to get married.

Unfortunately, trouble was brewing on the relationship front.

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Kirito is an Asshole

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Kirito is a really overpowered guy who attracts all the ladies by not doing very much in particular. I think he’s an asshole. But I kind of like him.

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I’m a Steph

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There are many reasons why Steph is the best character in No Game No Life, but the biggest and main reason is that I am a Steph myself.

(Warning: This post contains dirty humour, for what is a Steph without embarrassing sexual incidents?)

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Onodera Sucks

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Sorry to break it to you, babe.

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Why is Tatsuya from Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei So Perfect?

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ONIISAMA TAKE ME NOW

Tatsuya is such a hunk. This is objective truth.

But still, I have to wonder: why is he so generally perfect? I mean sure, it’s because the plot says so, but is there any, like, thematic reason for this?

I think there is.

(NOTE: So… this post was written after I’d only seen two episodes of the anime? I actually don’t agree with the opinions stated in this post anymore, but I’m leaving it unedited because LOL TATSUYA)

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The Best and Worst Types of Anime Girls

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Just a friendly reminder that UR WAIFU IS SHIT.

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How To Make Valentine’s Day Chocolate Like An Anime Girl

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Since Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, I decided to embrace my inner anime girl and prepared homemade chocolates.

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The Best Anime of 2013?

For the final day of anime blogging before Christmas, I thought it would be a great idea to be one of the cool kids and do a podcast. And because my bestest friends in this world are 2D, what better company to do a podcast with than anime characters?

Today’s podcast brings together the cast of Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai and Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru, where they’ll be discussing the best and worst anime of 2013. tumblr_inline_mmprcbqBSj1qz4rgp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: There’s no audio. It’s just a transcript. Sorry.

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Samurai Flamenco Changes a Young Girl’s Life

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Because Froggy is away in the Philippines, twelve guest writers will be blogging about anime and/or Christmas. Today’s guest writer is Sarashiki Kanzashi from Infinite Stratos 2, the little sister of Tatenashi and, like every female in the show, is inexplicably attracted to Ichika.

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