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Empirical Data Shows That Harem Protagonists Have Terrible Taste In Women

Abstract

It is commonly assumed by anime fans that the Harem Protagonist, the audience stand-in for socially inept Japanese males, has shit taste in women. Close analysis of any given harem anime reveals that a vastly superior Best Girl is ordinarily present within the harem framework. A question that presents itself is why Harem Protagonists do not simply bang the Best Girl when she clearly displays strong amorous desire for his dick. This systematic study of harem anime shows that Harem Protagonists are genetically encoded with bias towards girls with severe IQ deficit.

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Posted in Funny Anime Stuff

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Update on Summer 2013 Anime + Fall 2013 Season Preview

Sep 18

Posted by Frog-kun

Gatchaman

There’s a lot of miscellaneous stuff I want to mention about certain anime that I never felt deserved a post of their own, so I decided to write about them all and slap them together in one post. This is going to come off as a bit unstructured compared to my regular posts, but bear with me.

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Posted in Reviews and Impressions

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Tags: bakemonogatari, blood lad, gatchaman crowds, golden time, high school dxd, infinite stratos, kakumeiki valvrave, kimi no iru machi, kuroko no basuke, kuroshitsuji, little busters, log horizon, love lab, magi, makai ouji, milky holmes, my shit tastes, ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai, outbreak company, pandora hearts, rozen maiden, shingeki no kyojin, symphogear, the world god only knows, toaru kagaku no railgun, unbreakable machine doll, watamote