This is a post about my gay lover.

Like any sensible anime fan, I have watched Free! and I have picked out a young man to be my husbando. I reckon Free! is a great show. It appeals to my masculine side.

“But Froggy!” you tell me, blushing. “I can’t pick a husbando! They’re all too beautiful for me!”

That’s okay. I didn’t know who my husbando was either until this click-and-drag game on tumblr decided it for me. I didn’t even know how to play the game until five minutes ago, so I just made my friend do it for me. Apparently, it tells you details like who your best friend, your lover, your first kiss and your husbando is in the anime. It even tells you who takes your virginity. That sort of knowledge is always good to tell the whole world about. Here is the link if you feel like playing it too.

Anyway, so I got my results and I found it very motivational and inspiring. I decided to write a love story about a hypothetical young man who is definitely not me. Here is the love story.

Slight NSFW warning:

I grew up with Matsuoka Rin. He was my childhood friend and my best friend for a very, very long time. We were tight, man. We did everything together.

But I was oblivious to Rin’s feelings for a long, long time. I had no idea he was in love with me. I had this crush on his little sister and for some reason he was always pissed off whenever I hit on her. I thought he was a siscon but actually he just wanted to have gay sex with me. I didn’t realise I was breaking Rin’s heart but he just kept it all inside.

Things happened and I ended up dating Gou. I was happy with her and she was happy with me, but for some reason I kind of felt like something was missing in our relationship.

Then this one time we got drunk at a party and Rin stole my first kiss from me. It wasn’t just a random peck on the lips. It was a full-on deep kiss with tongue and everything. Afterwards he told me that he loved me.

It made me so confused, I didn’t know what to do. I was in a daze for a long time after that. I just couldn’t focus on Gou even when we were making out together. I kept thinking of Rin’s kiss. I ended up breaking up with Gou because I just didn’t know what I was feeling.

I started to feel like maybe I was, you know, GAY. I wasn’t into female booty anymore. The thought shocked and frightened me at the time. I felt so lost.

Then I remembered that the guy who fanboys over Rin is a legit homosexual.

Anyway, he told me he was gay and so I asked him, “Am I gay?” and he said, “You won’t know until you try gay sex.”

Those were wise words. After a lot of thinking, I did him from behind. And it felt so good.

That was when I knew that I was completely and 100% gay. I called out Rin and we held hands and made sweet love right up until the morning.

“Oh, Froggy babe!” said Rin. “Will you marry me?”

“Oh, Rinny poo!” I said. “You can do your freestroke on me any time!”

So we swam off into the sunset and got married and we lived happily ever after.

The End.