All right, let’s do this.
Kyoukai no Kanata: Every time Mirai acts outrageously moe, take a drink.
Coppelion: Every time the show completely contradicts how the military works in real life, take a drink.
Nagi no Asukara: Every time Hikari is an asshole, take a drink.
Infinite Stratos 2: Every time Ichika is physically abused by an attractive female, take a drink.
Kill la Kill: Every time someone wears a flagrantly revealing outfit, take a drink.
Log Horizon: Every time the cute girl refers to the main character as “My Lord”, take a drink.
Diabolik Lovers: Every time any of the guys show their undying love and affection for the heroine – and by this I mean every time they try to rape her and call her a “little bitch” – take a drink.
Yozakura Quartet: Every time the show flashes Ao’s panties, take a drink.
Monogatari Second Series: Every time Arararagi acts like a pedophile, take a drink.
Unbreakable Machine-Doll: Every time Yaya acts clingy towards her grumpy master, take a drink.
Arpeggio of Blue Steel: Every time the horrible CG battleships appear, take a drink.
Kuroko no Basuke 2: Every time MAGIC BASKETBALL is on display, take a drink.
BlazBlue Alter Memory: Every time a flashy new character appears without any context whatsoever, take a drink.
Noucome: Every time the main character is forced to make a dumbass choice, take a drink.
Valvrave: Every time a nonsensical plot twist happens, take a drink.
Which anime will get you drunk the quickest?
PLACE YOUR BETS.