Breasts Appreciation Day [NSFW]

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Because Froggy is away in the Philippines, twelve guest writers will be blogging about anime and/or Christmas. Today’s guest writer is Hyoudou Issei from High School DxD, a perverted high school boy who gains powers from touching breasts.

I know everything there is to know about breasts.

My experience comes from a wide variety of sources. Let’s talk about anime for a bit. When I was younger, I watched low-level ecchi anime like Love Hina, which might show you breasts indirectly but never with much substance. Then I graduated to stuff like Ladies Versus Butlers! and Seikon no Qwaser which actually show you the nipples in detail. We are currently in the Golden Age of Anime where even TV broadcasts will show you glorious bosoms in all their beautiful nudity.

So today, I will write to you about breasts. We must appreciate breasts whenever we see them, so today is Breasts Appreciation Day.

Take it from me who has touched Buchou’s breasts many times – seeing and touching are two different things. I would like to go over both of these things in detail.

There are as many different kinds of breasts as there are women in the world. They each have their own contours, personality and desires. Some nipples harden straight away when you touch them, others need a bit of rubbing before they get there. Work hard, little nipple children.

My point is that you don’t really know a woman until you have seen and touched her breasts.

Conversely, you also cannot know a pair of breasts until you know the woman.

This is why Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Bride was not a very good anime, and neither is I Couldn’t Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job (actually, that one’s pretty funny, I watch it every week). Buchou’s breasts mean more to me than the ones I see in anime, and so do Akeno-san’s and Asia-chan’s and everyone else’s. They’re my precious friends, so I love their breasts!

Here are some other points to consider:

The weight: Large breasts are heavy and sometimes you cannot cup them comfortably in your hands. If you are fortunate enough to come across breasts as large as these, what you need to do is stretch your fingers as far as they can go and latch onto the breasts like a hook.

Groping techniques: Breasts are generally soft to touch, but when you clench your hands after you have your fingers around them, you will feel a hard centre within. The harder you squeeze, the more it feels as if this hardness shifts around in your hand. One fun thing to do is move the breasts around clockwise, or counterclockwise, or come up with a pattern of your own choosing. I like pushing the two breasts into different directions. You need to think about these things after the initial sensation of touching breasts is over!

Remember that breasts of all sizes are wonderful. I hope to have instilled the love of breasts in your heart.

I am sure that Froggy-sensei approves of this post!

(Froggy’s comment: ……………………………………………………………….)

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Posted on December 17, 2013, in Posts Written By Anime Characters and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. I would like to ask for Hyoudou-sensei’s opinion on butts.

    Also, you and Yokodera Youto should get together and teach Eren Jaeger how to calm down and enjoy life’s pleasantries, like Mikasa’s abs.

    • I can’t say I’m usually much of an ass man, but I confess that Koneko-chan has a really nice butt! I check it out all the time!

      I agree about Eren Jaegar. He would probably loosen up if I showed him a few H videos. It’s good for the soul.

  2. “…latch onto the breasts like a hook.”. You are wise, Hyoudou-sensei. This is not a technique I would have considered >.>

  3. Oh well, it can work with many, but not to all. You have to sense the reactions as well.

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