Because Froggy is away in the Philippines, twelve guest writers will be blogging about anime and/or Christmas. Today’s guest writer is Eren Jaegar from Shingeki no Kyojin, a member of the Survey Corps and kind of an angry person.
Frog asked me to write about what I want for Christmas.
What I want for Christmas is to kill titans.
The titans must die. One of them killed my mother.
I hate titans. I really want to kill them.
I’ve been learning about this method to kill titans. One method is to slit the back of their necks while in midair.
I think I will finally be able to kill the titan who ate my mother.
I hate that titan.
I also think a great Christmas present would be the Armored Titan’s head, served on a giant platter.
I wouldn’t eat it, of course. But I would like that present, because I hate titans and I also want to kill them.
I must become strong, so that I can kill titans.
Then the titans will die, which is good because I hate titans.
That is all. Merry Christmas.
(Froggy’s comment: So… that Eren Jaegar really hates titans, huh?)
damn it froggy. I love these guest writers you bring in. Eren is surprisingly not very angry today though, since he isn’t shouting and using caps. Must be because of Christmas.
I noticed the same thing. HE MUST USE ALL CAPS DAMMIT!!!!
Also, he must wish for another present – LEVI HEICHOU in his birthday suit ;)
Anyway, these posts are really something to look forward to :)
I agree wit you, Levi would be a nice present.
I would also not disapprove of this.
ahah. those posts are great.
This is the calmest I’ve seen Eren talking about killing titans. Not a single exclamation mark in the post!