Things were going really well for Slaine and his relationship prospects until the princess’s double exploded and an interplanetary war ensued. He and his sort-of-but-not-really girlfriend lost all touch. They couldn’t even text each other. But Slaine thought they could weather the storm together. After all, he and the princess had already had their first KISSU a long time ago. They were totally going to get married.
Unfortunately, trouble was brewing on the relationship front.
When Inaho first saw the princess, a secret love was planted in his heart when he saw how beautiful and ladylike she was. “I want to marry this girl!” he thought, but he could not show it on his face. After all, the eggs were on sale.
Stuff happened, and Inaho and the princess encountered each other in the flesh. The princess, who was travelling incognito at the time, trusted Inaho enough to tell him her secret identity. To be honest, she was kind of a moron, but at least her heart was in the right place. Inaho vowed to protect her for as long as it was useful to him.
As they spent more time together, Inaho realised that the princess was kind of hot. What she lacked in diplomatic skills she more than up for with mysterious gobbledegook summoning powers. Inaho fell hard for her – hook, line and sinker.
Meanwhile, Slaine was in despair because he thought his beloved princess had been killed. As he came down to earth, he caught a brief glimpse of her. He was overjoyed and assumed that there would be no more fighting. He decided to report this to his superiors. This did not end well.
More flashy robot battles happened, which the author of this fanfiction paid no real attention to, and somehow Slaine and Inaho ended up fighting with each other against their common enemy, the Martians. They were bros, man. They had each other’s back. Perhaps, in a different time and place, they could even have been friends.
After the battle was won, Inaho and Slaine sized each other up suspiciously. “Why are you looking for the princess?” Inaho asked.
“Take me to Her Highness,” Slaine insisted, instead of answering the question. It wasn’t as if he l-liked the princess or anything!
“You didn’t answer my question,” Inaho pointed out.
He realised that he had come across a love rival.
“I’m the princess’s childhood friend!” Slaine thought. “She totally likes me better than him!”
“Bitch please,” thought Inaho. “Everyone knows the childhood friend never wins.”
“Wait… Are you intending to exploit her to your own ends?” Slaine demanded.
Inaho proceeded to list all of the various acts he had persuaded the princess into doing. These involved blindfolds, cellphone cameras and (please don’t ask) tentacles.
“If she’s exploited, do you have a problem with that?” asked Inaho.
“Uhhhhhh,” said Slaine.
Neither of them said anything for a moment.
It was in that horrible, sinking moment that Slaine realised he had been a victim of a horrible, maleficent plot.
“I thought we were tight, man! I was totally gonna invite you to my wedding, yo!” said Slaine. “And now it turns out you’ve been NTRing me all along. Are you my enemy?!” he demanded.
He was very pissed off.
Slaine attacked Inaho with his guns, but Inaho shot him down.
Inaho was actually lying about NTRing Slaine, but now that Slaine was stuck in the ocean, Inaho was free to put his NTR plan into motion.
“You are my enemy,” he announced stoically.
Did Slaine survive? Who shot first, Han or Greedo? Will the Empire Strike Back? Tune in on the next episode of Code Geass!
Notes: Yep, I finally caved in and watched Aldnoah.Zero. I don’t think I’ll be writing any more “fanfiction” for this series, but this was fun to do. The show is kind of dry at times, but I like it.
If you don’t know what NTR means, Urban Dictionary is your friend.
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