The best/worst thing about Sword Art Online is that it is entirely fanservice. Some of it is the ecchi/harem kind, but most of it is the gamer masturbation kind. It’s not gonna challenge you particularly, but SAO definitely deserves credit for being good at what it is. And as a light novel connoisseur and all-round otaku trash, SAO falls squarely in my comfort zone.
You might like to imagine that I consume SAO with an expression like Kirito’s in the above picture. I have not yet gotten to the stage of wearing ladies’ undergarments on my head, however.
The spinoff series Sword Art Online: Progressive follows the time-held SAO tradition of not being the most progressive thing in the world. The world still revolves around Kirito. That said, Progressive is definitely a smoother read than Kawahara’s earlier writing, and the attention to worldbuilding is particularly impressive. The game mechanics play an important role in the plot beyond showcasing how awesome Kirito is. There’s also a heavier focus on the social dynamics of the game, even if most of it is explained to the reader via exposition dumps. So far, I like it better than the main series.
However, today I am not here to talk about the fascinating worldbuilding in SAO: Progressive. Today, I am here to talk about boobies.
This should go without saying, but please don’t read this post if you are allergic to ecchi. Also, NSFW warning.
For what reason would you read an anime blog? For the expert opinions and deep analysis, of course.
Let me now impart onto you my profound insight about a very serious matter. Please read this post carefully. My opinions are very important.
THIS IS AN OBJECTIVE RANKING OF THE SAO GIRLS IN ORDER OF THEIR WAIFU APPEAL.
Have I ever mentioned how I’m a fujoshi on the inside?
A couple of weeks ago, I watched this super cool show called The Sacred Blacksmith. Then I looked at its MAL score and at the critic reviews and it appears that the general consensus is that it’s a sack of shit.
In my humble opinion, you’re all doing it wrong. So this post is going to teach you how to watch anime correctly for 45.683934% more effectiveness (numbers are exact, by the way). While my example for this post is The Sacred Blacksmith, you won’t need to have actually watched the anime to understand this. Just mentally swap it out for that show you really like, I dunno, Boku no Pico or something.
Anyway, onto my demonstrative example:
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Tags: 2d girls are better than 3d girls, all hail oppai, DO PEOPLE EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SHOW ANYMORE, fan reactions are better than the real thing, how to watch anime correctly, HRNNNGH, i don't know what i was on when i wrote this, my shit tastes, rabid fanboying incoming, sacred blacksmith, this is memetastic
I totally empathise with Hachiman here. I would ship myself with Totsuka too. He is everything you could possibly want in a woman.