What Eren Jaegar Wants For Christmas


Because Froggy is away in the Philippines, twelve guest writers will be blogging about anime and/or Christmas. Today’s guest writer is Eren Jaegar from Shingeki no Kyojin, a member of the Survey Corps and kind of an angry person.

Frog asked me to write about what I want for Christmas. 

What I want for Christmas is to kill titans.

The titans must die. One of them killed my mother.

I hate titans. I really want to kill them.

I’ve been learning about this method to kill titans. One method is to slit the back of their necks while in midair.

I think I will finally be able to kill the titan who ate my mother.

I hate that titan.

I also think a great Christmas present would be the Armored Titan’s head, served on a giant platter.

I wouldn’t eat it, of course. But I would like that present, because I hate titans and I also want to kill them. 

I must become strong, so that I can kill titans.

Then the titans will die, which is good because I hate titans.

That is all. Merry Christmas.

(Froggy’s comment: So… that Eren Jaegar really hates titans, huh?)


  1. damn it froggy. I love these guest writers you bring in. Eren is surprisingly not very angry today though, since he isn’t shouting and using caps. Must be because of Christmas.

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